What Flavor Shake am I?

I have always wondered what flavor of shake I would be. Now I know, I will sleep so much better tonight. Take the quiz, I think these are funny, who has this much time to make these up? I hope someone is not getting a huge salary for these things, if so, where do I sign up?

You Are a Chocolate Shake

You are a total hedonist. You are drawn to pleasure. You are an expressive, over the top person. You're naturally dramatic. You're the type of person who always chooses quality over quantity. Life's too short to not have optimal experiences. You're proud of being picky.

What Flavor Shake Are You?